We Have Lift-Off

Here's the cover for FLAT LIKE FRED (illustration copyright Benjamin Pannell).

I am so excited to tell you that my very first ebook, the ebook about my life story, (or at least that part of it that has to do with alien tadpoles, the Loch Ness monster, my accidental discovery of the Planet Bovine, and Bill Yards' time machine) is now available at Amazon.

This post will be short because I'm sneaking it in while my author is petting the cat.  She's not at all sure she likes the idea of my having a blog.  (If you think mothers are bad, you ought to have an author.  She tries to control everything I do.)  For a long time she kept this book hidden in a closet for fear that it might tarnish her literary reputation.  (Well, really.  What was she thinking?)            

As the hero of this story, I'd like to believe that at last she came to her senses.  But actually I suspect it finally occurred to her that she doesn't have a literary reputation.  So what the hay?  Why not set loose the cows?  Whatever the case, Moovine Baley, LaBelle Thistlenip, Zilla the High Cow Chairman, and all the other cows can now gallop right into your very own Kindle.  I'm signing off now to send this wonderful news to all my friends on the planet Bovine.  And to work on some new invention, so I'll have something wonderful, well, exciting, well, probably catastrophic to blog about.

P.S.  Don't forget that you can read the first chapter of FLAT LIKE FRED in the first post below.